Ultraman Sex

Distance makes the heart fonder. In my case, it made both me and him terribly horny.

So we tried phone sex.

We were warming to the idea that he’s gonna go down on me.

Me: Mmm… how about you reach up with both your hands to hold my breasts while licking me?

Him: Huh. I’m gonna look like superman doing that!

Me: Oh.

Him: How about I hold your breast with just one hand, honey?

Me: You’re gonna look like Ultraman!!!