The Tag Game

I was tagged a few days ago by Arthur.

And because I’m the sort who likes to talk about herself, I won’t be complaining about the hassle of memes.

6 Weird Things You Probably Didn’t Know about Me:

1. I don’t share drinks or food

I have a fanatic obsession with the stuff I eat. I absolutely cannot stand the thought of someone’s else saliva in my food or drinks. If someone even so much as mention sharing my drink or make wet sounds such as lips smacking together while holding my drink or food, I’ll freak out and not eat it altogether.

I’ve been called psycho I know. I however can share finger food because they’re finger food but some people have been putting thoughts of salivated fingertips into my head thus making me even more apprehensive about sharing food.

Yes I know. I’m psycho. Tell me something else I didn’t know.

2. I clean at the most absurd time

If I suddenly have the urge to clean, I will. However, those urges always come at the most inappropriate hours like nocturnal hours before dawn or more embarrassing yet, when my friends are over! So while they’re on the couch, I’ll be wiping dust off furniture or mopping the floor and getting their feet off the ground. The Boyfriend find this INCREDIBLY annoying but heck he probably misses it now.

I just find cleaning so therapeutic. Whenever I am cleaning, you know I am stressed about something.

3. My DVDs must have box covers

If it doesn’t come in a box cover, I’ll think twice about buying it. If I get a DVD without a box cover, I’ll buy a box cover for it. I’ll not have the ones without a box cover on my DVD racks because I’ll put them somewhere else so as not to ruin my DVD collection. I am agitated until my DVD has a box cover!

I have the feeling you guys got the point already.

4. I cannot write if I feel the fonts are ugly

This obsession has wasted me a thousand hours which I could have spent on my assignments. When I am on the Microsoft Word, I will spend at least an hour fiddling with the font type and font size even though… get this… EVEN THOUGH in the end, I have to refer to the standardised font requirements of an assignment. So I will revert everything that I have fiddled with back to its original condition. I must only do this at the end of the assignment though so that I won’t have to look at how ugly it is.

This also goes to when I am blogging online. Everything must be perfectly aligned vertically as I start a paragraph else I’ll get so annoyed looking at it. I’ve spent countless hours changing the codes and getting my friends to change the codes for me in this Wordpress blog. Wordpress is so ugly okay the font!

Even as I’m writing this now, I feel uneasy looking at the fonts.

5. While I’m insanely vain about every inch of my face, I lack discipline to stop biting my nails.

It is a habit I cannot quit. People keep telling me I should take care of my nails and I should be feminine but I just can’t help it. I don’t give a fuck about my nails. They’re short and brittle and ugly.

6. I am smarter in writing than I am in speech

This is absurd even sometimes I find it hard to believe but it is true. I say the wisest things online but if someone requires me to speak my mind in person, I’ll go blank. But if you give me a keyboard and have me type it out, I’m brilliant with my answers and speech. I’ll move you to tears and get you to think twice about your debate but in person, I’m just horrible with verbal conversations.

I find it effortlessly easy to think while I type out the words but I tune out as I speak causing me to lose my train of thought.

I believe I’ll be a really smart girl if I have a keyboard with me all the time and a type interface on my face.

There. I’ll kill this tag right now.