Justin is so HOT!

Let me share a secret. I’ve always wanted to be a lingerie model.

Why lingerie, right? I just find it really sexy and girls always look best in their underwears. That explains most of my webcam bikini pictures.

Oh well. At 4 feet 9 inches, a dream remains a dream.

Anywayyy…

Every year on this day, the self-esteem of millions of women plummet because of Victoria’s Secret sexiest Fashion Show.

*overdoses from extreme horniness*

I want skinniness! I want! I want! I want boobies like theirs! And those legs! I want those legs too! One pair please!

Oh and about 10 inches to my height will be good too!

I’ll keep the rest of me… including the scar on my left eyebrow.

To The Boyfriend, this will be a good time to buy me a good pair of Victoria’s Secret to shut me up about my body insecurities!

Hint: The US$ 6 million diamond encrusted bra!

Hahahaha just joking, sweetie!