Vegetables and Dogs

As of tomorrow, I’m going on a diet.

Graduation is a once in a lifetime event and if I have to ‘almost’ die to look good, then so be it.

‘Almost’ die being no late suppers.

I wonder if they have a size 4 graduation regalia. I am not sure what size I am but if they’re giving me a free size, I’m throwing a tantrum.

Anyway… so today I was buying some dog food for Darlink. Me being me, I tried to make some idle conversation with the pet shop owner while she rang up the purchase. Just as I was getting ready to shut my mouth, her Pekingnese dog started barking at me and sniffing my leg.

Damn cute okay. So damn cute like the pet shop manager.

So I said loh “Wah your dog really look like you”

She paused. Then very slowly, she looked up from the cashier and enunciated each syllable “W-ha-t?”

Realising what I said wasn’t very nice, I tried to further explain why I thought her dog looked like her.

“I think it’s the nose!”

Pekingnese dogs are known for their flat snouts.

She didn’t seem that thrilled at my excuse.

Sigh.

I didn’t know okay! I really really think the dog is very cute like her!